Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
I guess it is kind of funny when you look at it from a step back
How one man can literally buckle under the same pressures
Other men operate normally under
I have scoped this out from all angles, walking through time
I have been over everything in my head, ‘till I can’t think anymore
But I guess some times, when you can’t breathe, there are people there
to breathe for you
— Ian Matthias Bavitz (Aesop Rock)
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
— Ernest Hemingway (via asterisk-)
